Well, Crap Glow-in-the-Dark Embroidered Skeleton T-Shirt — Heavyweight Unisex Tee

The shirt that glows when the lights go out.

Machine-embroidered—not a print. Three placements: full skeleton at the lower left, skeleton hand holding a balloon at the upper right chest, and "Well, crap..." script between them. Every stitch uses glow-in-the-dark thread. Clean and subtle in daylight. Lights up at night.

Funny because it's relatable. Wearable year-round—not a costume.

The Details

- Gildan Hammer H000—6.0 oz heavyweight, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, tearaway label
- Colors: Black | Dark Navy
- Sizes: S–4XL, unisex fit—size up for a relaxed look
- Each piece is stitched to order in Tolleson, AZ

Care:

Machine wash warm inside out. Tumble dry medium. No iron over embroidery.

Production:

Allow 2–4 business days before shipment